- 1Diagnose your errors in everyday English with a 30-item trap diagnostic.
- 2Use used to, would and be / get used to accurately, and stop using would with states.
- 3Speculate about the past with must have / can't have; separate needn't have from didn't need to, and could from managed to.
- 4Report what people said, asked and did with say / tell and reporting verb patterns.
- 5Build relative clauses with whose, where and what, without extra words.
- 6Control comparison and intensity: the more… the more, such / so, much better.
- 7Use the passive and causative correctly, and recognise verbs that have no passive.
- 8Avoid everyday confusables: lie / lay, rob / steal, win / beat, fun / funny, bring / take.
- 9Recognise correct English that looks wrong, and stop “fixing” it.
The Grammar Police Are Often Wrong
Most of us have met one: the friend who corrects your grammar at dinner. When I was at school, my English teacher would circle every sentence that ended with a preposition. “Who are you talking to?” was, according to her, a crime. She must have been delighted with my essays, because she found plenty of them.
What she didn't tell us was that many of these “rules” were invented. Several of them were introduced by eighteenth-century writers who admired Latin and wanted English to behave like it. Latin sentences can't end with prepositions, so, the argument went, English sentences shouldn't either. Real English speakers, from Shakespeare onwards, have happily ignored the idea.
The same is true of “singular they”. People who object to “Everyone took their seats” usually believe it is a modern invention. It isn't. It has been used for centuries, and most dictionaries and style guides now accept it.
This does not mean that anything goes. “The accident was happened” or “He's the man which car was stolen” are not matters of style; they are simply errors, and no educated speaker would defend them. The difficulty for learners is telling the two apart. The more rules you learn, the more likely you are to over-apply them, and the result can be such a fear of mistakes that you start “correcting” perfectly good English.
Linguists distinguish between prescriptive rules, which tell people how they should speak, and descriptive ones, which record how people actually speak. A good learner needs both: prescriptive rules for exams and formal writing, and descriptive ones for real life. So the next time somebody at dinner tells you that you can't end a sentence with a preposition, you can smile and ask them what they are talking about.
Describe where you grew up and what a normal week looked like when you were ten. Include the house, the people and your routines.
Retell a real conversation that surprised, upset or amused you. Report what each person said, asked and did, without using direct speech.
Explain what happened in each situation. Give at least two theories for each, and say which is impossible. (1) Your always-punctual friend never arrived at your birthday dinner. (2) You return from holiday to find your front door open and nothing missing. (3) A stranger has left a suitcase full of old maps in your hotel room.
Your teacher reads each sentence aloud. Say the corrected version within five seconds, or say “Correct” if there is nothing to fix. Four of the twelve are already correct. Reveal the answer only after you speak.
You are a guest at a seaside hotel and everything has gone wrong: your room was not cleaned, the air conditioning broke, and your bag disappeared from the lobby. Your teacher is the receptionist. Complain firmly but politely and get a solution.
| Zone | ✗ Typical error | ✓ Correct | Rule |
|---|---|---|---|
| Past states | I would have a dog. | I had / used to have a dog. | Would = repeated actions only. |
| Be used to | I'm used to get up early. | I'm used to getting up early. | Be / get used to + -ing. |
| Deduction | She must be tired yesterday. | She must have been tired. | Modal + have + past participle. |
| Needn't have | You didn't need to bring wine. (you did) | You needn't have brought wine. | Done, but unnecessary. |
| One success | We could get tickets. | We managed to get tickets. | Could ≠ one specific success. |
| Say / tell | She said me. | She told me. | Tell + person. |
| Reported questions | He asked where did I live. | He asked where I lived. | Statement order. |
| Reporting verbs | She denied to take it. | She denied taking it. | Learn each verb's pattern. |
| Whose | the man which car | the man whose car | Possession. |
| Where | where I grew up in | where I grew up | Where = in which. |
| The more… | the more easy | the easier | The + comparative. |
| Such / so | such a nice weather | such nice weather | No “a” with uncountables. |
| No passive | It was happened. | It happened. | happen, disappear, take place. |
| Causative | We painted the house by a painter. | We had the house painted. | Have + object + past participle. |
| Confusables | They robbed my phone. | They stole my phone / robbed me. | Rob a person; steal a thing. |
| Correct sentence | Why it is right |
|---|---|
| Who did you go with? | A preposition at the end is normal English. |
| Everyone took their seats. | Singular “they”, in use for centuries. |
| None of my friends are coming. | Are and is are both accepted. |
| She told me she is from Perth. | Still true, so no backshift is needed. |
| We would have a barbecue every Sunday. | Have = an event, so would is fine. |
| We couldn't get tickets. | The negative works for one occasion. |
| I lay on the sofa all afternoon. | Past simple of lie. |
| It was a really fun evening. | Fun as an informal adjective. |
| That smell is funny. | Funny = strange. |
| I was robbed on the bus. | You rob a person. |
- 1Everyday English feels safe, so you check it less. That is where fossilised errors live.
- 2Many “rules” from school are myths: prepositions at the end, singular they, never backshifting.
- 3Some errors are never acceptable: was happened, which car, said me, would have a dog.
- 4Over-correction is an error too. Know which rules are real before you apply them.
- 5Combine this lesson's error log with Lesson 1's. Your top five across both are your focus for the next month.